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Thursday, September 18, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
I would be Trough Gutted Palin. Want to know your Sarah Palin Baby Name?
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Clarity...
This just arrived by email, I don't know who to give credit to. I'm sure your in-box will get it soon.
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather lady, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 9,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very
responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now.
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather lady, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 9,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very
responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Stalker?
Before he went crazy I had a mad crush on Tom Cruise. He was #1 on my celebrity list. If only he kept his mouth shut and let his big nose & crooked smile work their magic. Oh, and the whole Scientology thing is whack-a-doo too. So, anyway... I finally went in for my annual grooming - aka haircut. I asked for "just above the shoulders with some layers so it's not a blunt stick straight bob". I love what Stacey did to my hair but did she have to say, "it's a little longer version of the Katie Holmes"
Seriously. I got the trendy celebrity cut of the season. Now if only I could rock a leopard print dress.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Awesome
Sorry the video posted last week got pulled down from youtube. Click on this link to see the Daily Show's spoof video bio on Obama.
Watch & Enjoy
Thursday night's "The Daily Show" aired a hilarious biography video of their own. It is set to music with a booming narration and full of tag lines.
"The earthly son of a goat herder and an anthropologist, one man seems ready enough-ish to lead...."
Watch & Enjoy
Friday, August 01, 2008
Gone... Doing Good
Friday, July 25, 2008
Mastering the margarita: Tequila aside, even experts can't agree on what goes into the legendary cocktail
YUMMY
I think my recipe is pretty darn good & easy. Nobody has ever complained.
1 can frozen lime-ade mix - save the can to measure the booze
1 "can" water
1 "can" tequila
1/2 "can" triple sec
Taste & dilute if needed with 1-2 more cans of water.
Pour over ice, garnish with lime wedge, drink. Repeat.
I think my recipe is pretty darn good & easy. Nobody has ever complained.
1 can frozen lime-ade mix - save the can to measure the booze
1 "can" water
1 "can" tequila
1/2 "can" triple sec
Taste & dilute if needed with 1-2 more cans of water.
Pour over ice, garnish with lime wedge, drink. Repeat.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Garden Upgrades
I found the sleepy gargoyle at this website: Assorted Creatures Outdoors I would love to scare someone with the zombie. Check them out.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Family Reunion
I spent the holiday weekend here
With these people
Mostly playing H2O Volleyball
As day closed we'd sit on the deck to enjoy sunsets
and then make s'mores before tucking in for the night
What did you do?
With these people
Mostly playing H2O Volleyball
As day closed we'd sit on the deck to enjoy sunsets
and then make s'mores before tucking in for the night
What did you do?
Monday, July 07, 2008
Photobombers
This is pretty funny. I've never heard of photobombing but I like it. I may take this up as a hobby. Enjoy the link: List Of The Day: Photobombers Of The Day
Monday, June 30, 2008
Worth The Price of Admission
Friday night we went to Alison Krauss / Robert Plant concert at The Greek. Wow, T-Bone Burnett is an amazing producer and they did some awesome re-arrangements of Zeppelin songs. This was my favorite:
Friday, June 27, 2008
Got a Marshmallow?
Interactive Map of California Fires
Let's hope the crazies don't blame gay marriages on all the fires. I can see it now, "God hates California"
Let's hope the crazies don't blame gay marriages on all the fires. I can see it now, "God hates California"
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
So Sad... Really Sad
Croatian Fans to Get Counseling for Shock Euro 2008 Exit - Euro 2008
It was a nail-biter of a game. But I can't imagine the whole country needs therapy.
It was a nail-biter of a game. But I can't imagine the whole country needs therapy.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Looking for Fun
See you there? I know it's not on the first Friday but we'll let that slide by this time. Click the title of this post to see the cool flier for the event.
Friday, July 11
FIRST FRIDAYS AFTER FIVE/East Bay Express
5pm–Midnight
FIRST FRIDAYS AFTER FIVE/East Bay Express BEST OF THE EAST BAY FFAF blues and jazz summer series continues with Billy Dunn and the Ladies Choice Band in the café. At 7 p.m. the East Bay Express rolls in with their rockin' Best of the East Bay Party. Live music and performances throughout the museum until midnight. The amazing lineup of the East Bay's best talent includes The Uptones, Flipper, Detstroyer-KISS cover band, Dyloot of DeepVoices, HOTTUB, Kev Choice Ensemble, DJ Malachi, Amoeba artist Brandi Shearer, The Whoreshoes, Mike Glendinning, Monarchs, + more music from Amoeba Music; performances by Splash Circus and Savage Jazz Dance Company; screenings of the Express 24-Hour Digital Film Festival; your favorite food and drink vendors; and a Kids Party Zone sponsored by Chabot Space and Science Center. And this year's party is going Green: come on a bike and get a free tune-up and valet parking. Flash a public transportation pass for a tote bag of goodies. Free!
Friday, July 11
FIRST FRIDAYS AFTER FIVE/East Bay Express
5pm–Midnight
FIRST FRIDAYS AFTER FIVE/East Bay Express BEST OF THE EAST BAY FFAF blues and jazz summer series continues with Billy Dunn and the Ladies Choice Band in the café. At 7 p.m. the East Bay Express rolls in with their rockin' Best of the East Bay Party. Live music and performances throughout the museum until midnight. The amazing lineup of the East Bay's best talent includes The Uptones, Flipper, Detstroyer-KISS cover band, Dyloot of DeepVoices, HOTTUB, Kev Choice Ensemble, DJ Malachi, Amoeba artist Brandi Shearer, The Whoreshoes, Mike Glendinning, Monarchs, + more music from Amoeba Music; performances by Splash Circus and Savage Jazz Dance Company; screenings of the Express 24-Hour Digital Film Festival; your favorite food and drink vendors; and a Kids Party Zone sponsored by Chabot Space and Science Center. And this year's party is going Green: come on a bike and get a free tune-up and valet parking. Flash a public transportation pass for a tote bag of goodies. Free!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
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